January 2012
51 posts
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via misswallflower)
MEGAUPLOAD IS DOWN, THE INTERNET HAS FALLEN. THEY...
surgeon: so you're here today because... you want me to remove your feelings
me: that's correct
applies to every show really
what I think I sound like when talking about tv: But ugh let's just talk about the character development can you believe how far we've come since the first season! The writing on this show is so good! Everything is so good! And I love that these characters have so much depth and wow I need all of my shows to come back on air, but let me pour my feelings out about every episode ever in a very detailed and intelligent way also lets just re-watch everything as I talk about it so I can show you what I mean and-
what my friends hear: OH MY GODDDDD I JUST LOVE TV SO FUCKING MUUUUUUCHHHHH FEELS FEELS FEELS BLAH BLAH BLAH FACES BLAH TV BLAHHHHHHHHHRGRHGRGRHGHRFGGHR
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever knew.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
